Game Infarcer: After Saving The World, Hero Returns Home And Sleeps On Top Of Sheets Like A Weirdo

Throg returned to his modest home Tuesday morning after vanquishing his mortal foe, Ka'al, and bringing the Gaia Crystals to their rightful place inside The Whispering Tree shrine. It was a long journey, made longer when Throg's horse got his leg stuck between two boulders. While dreaming, he recalled some of the highlights from his journey. Hundreds of Ka'al's accursed legion fell to Throg's blade, though he saved his most gruesome eviscerations for the last standing member of each cluster of f...